The dotcom fever didn't get you? You still opt for the "brick & mortar"?

For those of you who hate shopping on the web, don't have a credit card, or live too far from a Skinnee show the wait is over...Our brand new album "SEXY KARATE" is now available in stores nationwide!!! The self-released, self-produced masterpiece (hey, we're proud!) has ten hot new tracks featuring "Get In the Van", "Who Wants This?", "Deal of the Century" and the summer anthem "One Summer" (which conveniently has the word 'summer' in the title). Pick up a copy, learn the words, then come to a Skinnee show and sing along! But that's not all...as a bonus, "SEXY KARATE" also features the never-before-seen, uncut, re-edited version of our "Riot Nrrrd" video.

In the tradition of "Sing Earthboy, Sing" and the limited-edition Live Bootleg series, "SEXY KARATE" is a completely independent release - Go us! No more Volcano pencil-pushers trying to tell us what to do. Released on Stumpy's new record label, Dolphins vs. Unicorns, and distributed by the fine people at RedEye Distribution, "SEXY KARATE" should be found at most music stores. We've included a list below of shops which are sure to have a copy. Also, check 2SJ.com and 2SKINNEEJS.net for the updated list as new stores come in.

*Special notice*
To all you folks who downloaded "VOLUMIZER" and 'promised' to buy a copy when it came out BUT NEVER DID!!! - It's time to help out and make it possible for us to keep making great music for you - Support 2 Skinnee J's! Buy one for yourself and get your friends to get one, too!!!

Final Tour Dates!!!!
We're finishing up the last tour dates for our farewell tour. We'll be hitting the Northeast, Midwest and the South. It'll be our last shows in Boston, New Haven, Chicago, Omaha, Baton Rouge, St. Louis, Atlanta, Charlotte and many other places. So please come and say hi to us as we take our show on the road.

APRIL
Thurs 17 Boston Axis 18+
Fri 18 Buffalo, NY Continental 16+
Sat 19 New Haven, Toad's All Ages!!!!
Thurs 24 George Mason, Outside DC
Fri 25 William & Mary, Williamsburg, VA
Sat 26 Blacksburg, VA Top of the Stairs 18+
Sun 27 Off
Monday 28 Detroit TBA
Tues 29 Cleveland, Peabody's
Wed 30 Cincinnatti, TBA

MAY
Thurs 1 Chicago, Bottom Lounge
Fri 2 Omaha, Ranch Bowl All Ages!!
Sat 3 Omaha, Ranch Bowl All Ages!!!
Sun 4 Lawrence, The Bottleneck All Ages!!!
Mon 5 St. Louis, Pop's Annex (Sauget, IL) All Ages!!!
Tues 6 Nashville, TN TBA
Thurs 8 Grant Street Dance Hall, Lafayette LA
Fri 9 New Orleans, Howlin' Wolf
Sat 10 Baton Rouge, Varsity Theater 18+
Sun 11 Birmingham, Work Play Theater 18+
Mon 12 Windjammer, Isle of Palms
Tues 13 Myrtle Beach, House of Blues
Wed 14 Asheville, NC TBA
Thurs 15 Atlanta, The Masquerade
Fri 16 Charlotte, Tremont Music Hall 16+
Sat 17 Winston-Salem, Ziggy's

FINAL BLOWOUT SHOWS!!!!! We'll be having four special final shows. one in DC, one in Norfolk and 2 in NYC. Here are the dates!!!
Fri May 30 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
Saturday May 31 Norfolk, VA The Norva
Friday July 18 at B.B. Kings in New York City

SUMMER BOAT CRUISE THURSDAY, JUNE 5!!!!
We had so much fun at our Halloween Boat Cruise that we're doing it again. This time in the summer!!! Join us on the delightful cruise ship Half Moon and watch the gorgeous skyline of Manhattan roll by as you listen to your favorite band. Tickets can be purchased online at the link below. But beware, they are VERY limited so get on them right away if you want to come along.

who: 2 Skinnee J's & A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson
what: 2nd Annual Boat Cruise around NYC Harbor
where: on the "Half Moon" @Pier 63 in Manhattan
(23rd St. & the West Side Highway behind Basketball City)
when: THURSDAY JUNE 5, 2003 9pm-12midnight
how much: $20
why: because it's the 2SJ Farewell tour!
age restriction: 21 and over only

TO ORDER TICKETS simply click on http://www.rocksoff.musictoday.

STORES THAT CARRY SEXY KARATE
This list is by no means complete. Many stores get their stock from larger distributers and we can't track them easily. If you find a store that has the album, but is not on the list, it would really help us out if you'd let us know by emailing us at skinneej@aol.com.

NATIONAL
Tower Records
Virgin
Best Buy
Borders (Online)
Musicland

Arizona
Phoenix - Tower Records

California
Los Angeles - Rhino Records, Lou's Records
All Tower locations statewide
Ventura - Salzer's

Colorado
Denver - Twist and Shout, Wax Trax (Main Store)
Boulder - Bart's CD Cellar

FLORIDA
Winter Park - Park Ave. Cd's
Lake Buena Vista - Virgin

Georgia
Athens - Schoolkids Records
Atlanta - Tower Records

Hawaii
Honolulu - Tower Records

ILLINOIS
Chicago - Crow's Nest, Tower Records
Norridge - Rolling Stones Records

KENTUCKY
Louisville - Ear X-tacy

LOUISIANA
New Orleans - Tower Records

MAINE
Portland - Newbury Comics

Maryland
All Record and Tape Trader's locations
Olsson's
Annapolis - Tower

MASSACHUSETTS
Boston - All Newbury Comics Locations

Michigan
Dearborn - Dearborn Music

Minnesota
Minneapolis - Electric Fetus
Duluth - Electric Fetus
St. Clous - Electric Fetus

Missouri
St. Louis - Vintage Vinyl

Nebraska
Bellevue - Homer's
Omaha - Homer's
Lincoln - Homer's

New Jersey
Princeton - Princeton Record Exchange
Hoboken - Tunes
Cherry Hill - Tower Records

New York
NYC - Virgin, Tower, J&R Music World
Buffalo - New World Records

North Carolina
Raleigh - Schoolkids Records, Record Exchange
Chapel Hill - Schoolkids Records, Record Exchange
Cary - Schoolkids Records

Oregon
Portland - Tower Records

PENNSYLVANIA
Philadelphia - Tower Records

RHODE ISLAND
Providence - Newbury Comics

South Carolina
Manifest Records Locations
Columbia - Papa Jazz

Tennessee
Knoxville - Disc Exchange
Memphis - Tower

Texas
Austin - Tower Records, Waterloo
Houston - Cactus Music And Video

UTAH
O'Rions-Salt Lake

Vermont
Pure Pop Records - Williston, VT

Virginia
Charlottesville - Plan 9
Richmond - Plan 9
Blacksburg - Record Exchange, Crossroads
Harrisonburg - Record Exchange
Salem - Record Exchange
Virginia Beach - Birdland

WASHINGTON
Bellevue - Silver Platters

Washington, DC
Melody Record Shop, Virgin, Record and Tape Traders
Tower Records

WISCONSIN
Madison - The Exclusive Co.
Appleton - The Exclusive Co.

Todays attachment is a Sexy Karate advertisement. Show everyone!!! Those not receiving it or not wishing to download it may view it online @ http://members.aol.com/famousrt/tiger.jpg

Contact me anytime at FamousRT@aol.com. 2 Skinnee J's debut album, Supermercado, and newly released VOLUMIZER available nationwide in stores near you. For more information, visit http://www.2sj.com Remember, you are All Champions!

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